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Taemin Alphabet ~> B- Taemin and his Bananamilk♥
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That awkward moment when you run over your own banana on Mario kart. →
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Jongup’s hidden talent
What will I say if I ever meet EXO's moms
- Sehun's mom: Annyeong hatheyo ma'am pleathe hand me your handthome Thehun.
- Tao's mom: Bbuing bbuing. I want your son.
- D.O's mom: O_O Look into my eyes. O_O Keep looking. Now give me Kyungsoo.
- Chanyeol's mom: 8D Good evening, ma'am. So here's the deal, Chanyeol must marry me or I'll sneak into his bedroom every. single. night. 8D Hahaha I'm just joking.......... Or not.
- Suho's mom: I'm a good student. I read books. I'm an avid follower of Confucius. I will support your son's back. Literally. So please let me marry Joonmyun.
- Chen's mom: Chen dots me. I think it means that he wants to marry me, ma'am. :P
- Xiumin's mom: I'll buy him steamed buns every day, I'll cook healthy food for him and make him 'exercise' every day so he won't get fat. Can I now date him?
- Lay's mom: Lay(s) tastes delicious, ma'am. I especially love the 'original' flavour.
- Luhan's mom: Ma'am, your sandwiches are phenomenal. I really enjoyed the mayo, as Luhan always insists me to.
- Kai's mom: May I have a dance with your dearest Jongin?
- Baekhyun's mom: That one Bacon of yours is sizzling, ma'am. I volunteer if you need someone to cool it down.
- Kris's mom: Ayo whaddup mama. I wanna get rollin' with your Wu Yi Fan.
- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
- Exo: What is love?
- Chunji & L.Joe: Love is Fight
- Ricky & Changjo: Love is Pure
- C.A.P & Niel: Love is Pain
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